clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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