He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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