did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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