Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
smell my finger.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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