Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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