So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
