I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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