dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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