all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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