Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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