Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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