I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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