Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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