I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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