I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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