I showed him my bush... on skype.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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