oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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