I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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