Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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