He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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