My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I lost the right to judge tonight
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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