she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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