I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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