You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
A+ Viking dick
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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