please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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