i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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