I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
