You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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