It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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