I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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