I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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