Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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