Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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