normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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