porn star boner night. come get it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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