Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize
