Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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