I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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