Can Purell be used as lube?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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