Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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