i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I can't turn off my feet"
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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