You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
farters have to be the big spoon...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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