I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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