There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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