Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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