Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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