Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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