stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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