chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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