That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
home. puking in laundry basket.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So here I am, sexting at work.
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