Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
