Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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