Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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