I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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