ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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