do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
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I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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