I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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