Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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